Monday, June 16, 2008

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Inconvenient
Truth is that this guy turned green
Years before Al Gore.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Iron Man (2008)

“Gold-Titanium
Alloy Man” wouldn't really
fit on merchandise.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)

Evangelion:
One Point Zero You Are (Not)
Alone
—long title!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Hard Candy (2005)

Sharp teenage girl meets
Clean-shaven shutterbug and
Cuts a little slack.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Ultimate badass?
No, but ultimate bad hair;
The world is changing.