Coraline (2009)

3D looks great but
Only if neither eye is
Sewn up with button.

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Inconvenient
Truth is that this guy turned green
Years before Al Gore.

Iron Man (2008)

“Gold-Titanium
Alloy Man” wouldn't really
fit on merchandise.

Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)

Evangelion:
One Point Zero You Are (Not)
Alone—long title!

Hard Candy (2005)

Sharp teenage girl meets
Clean-shaven shutterbug and
Cuts a little slack.

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Ultimate badass?
No, but ultimate bad hair;
The world is changing.